Funny Quotes about Men to Make You Laugh |
Posted: October 26, 2017 |
Even when you suffer for love, the best thing you can do is laugh at him, take him as something funny and fun. For that reason, today I bring you funny love phrases that will make you laugh and be more positive. Both for those who take everything to laugh and want to dedicate some original words to their partner, as well as those who have had a recent lack of love and need to smile, read some good funny phrases about love will come to you from pearls for your mood. Many authors have reflected on the subject and have added a touch of satire and irony to love. At the end of the article, I would love to know which of all you found funnier and contributions to new phrases for other readers. Let us begin! Also here you can get more idea of funny quotes about men. The funniest love phrases to fall in love with 1. I do not eat because I think about you, I do not eat because I think about you, I do not eat because I think of you, and I do not sleep ... because I'm hungry! 2. -I love you. + How do you know what love is? -Because I think of you and I cannot breathe. + That's asthma. -Well, then I'll help you. 3. Do you believe in love at first sight or do I come back? 4. If they paid me a dollar for every second I think of you ... right now I would have Shakira ironing my clothes and Lady Gaga taking out the garbage. 5. You have to suck it to get it. You have to push it to put it. You have to lick it to stop it. How difficult it is to put a thread in a needle. 6. Stare at that person and think: "What would you call to look for it on Facebook?" XD 7. I lost my bed ... can I sleep with you? 8. The boys are like the rags in the kitchen, you leave them on the balcony and the neighbors take them. 9. SINGLES: Organized Society Free of Betrayals, Errors, Claims and without Sentimental Obligations. 10. The "No" of the women comes from the Latin "Ruégame un poquito". 11. Hey, I love you like the ducks want. How? Patodalavida. 12. According to the weather forecast ... you should be in my bed! 13. Honey ... everything in excess is bad ... except me. 14. -Love, am I fat? + How do you say that my Buddha, I say, my life... 15. A crazy woman like me needs a screw like you. Because you have to see the funny side of love Relaxation makes life more fluid. If you want to make someone fall in love, being spontaneous will help you a lot. In fact, many expert psychologists claim that spontaneity is the key to seducing a person. That is, be you without taboos, with your virtues and defects. This is how the funniest words you can dedicate to conquer someone come out. Nobody likes that they link with him or her using the typical boring WhatsApp conversation like "Hi, how are you?". It is much seen and they will see you as someone of the bunch. On the other hand, if you are funny, funny and use humorous phrases that bring out a smile, you may also carry an arrow of Cupid that makes you notice yourself. And, on the other hand, the lack of love is much more enjoyable when you live from a humorous point of view since where there is humor, there are joys and smiles. If you are not reciprocated, what will you do? Do you prefer to laugh or cry? I, of course, laugh. Therefore, if you have cut with your boyfriend or girlfriend, if they have given you pumpkins or if you want to overcome a relationship with a man or a woman who hurt you, put a joke in your life. What do you think? Share your own sentences with the readers and laugh, it's been said!
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